That is all.вЂњBoulevard of Broken DreamsвЂќ by Green DayOh good, a song more depressing than вЂњBring Me to Life.вЂќ IвЂ™d love for there to be a documentary that follows children who love the Kidz Bop version of вЂњBoulevard of Broken Dreams,вЂќ which, like the original, begins, вЂњI walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known,вЂќ for 30 years, to see what their lives are like as adults. Is she a prostitute who the narrator wants to turn into his own Pretty Woman, or is the message that females shouldnвЂ™t have to work if theyвЂ™re attractive? Either way, no.вЂњThe Kidz Bop cover of Baha MenвЂќ is the first thing youвЂ™ll see when you enter Hell.I would just like to point out that thereвЂ™s a song called вЂњThe Ketchup SongвЂќ on Los Kidz Bop. Honestly, before doing this post, I never really thought about what Jet was saying itвЂ™s tough to focus on, ugh, words, when youвЂ™ve got a guitar riff that strong, which DEFINITELY wasnвЂ™t stolen from Iggy PopвЂ™s вЂњLust for Life.вЂќ Anyway, after some pleas to make a girl his, Cameron MunceyвЂ™s Kidz Bop stand-in moans, вЂњNow you donвЂ™t need that money/When you look like that, do ya honey.вЂќ What. ThereвЂ™s nothing worse than a five-year-old goth.вЂњAre You Gonna Be My GirlвЂќ is deceptively inappropriate. Diddy featuring Usher and LoonвЂњMommy, what does вЂI need a girl to ride, ride, rideвЂ™ mean? Is it like a bike?вЂќвЂњWell, Suzy, the thing about that isвЂ¦*crashes car to avoid conversation*вЂќNO. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.вЂњI Need a Girl (Part One)вЂќ by P.

Evil.вЂњWeвЂ™re higher than a motherf*ckerвЂќ is now вЂњWeвЂ™re Kidz Bop and weвЂ™re taking over.вЂќ F*CCCCKKKKKK YOU. Overlook the fact that the track is about the end of an awful romantic relationship, one in which two people did terrible, secretive things to the other, and вЂњHeartlessвЂќ is downright enjoyable. ItвЂ™s an intentionally chilly song and the kids(z)вЂ™ unenthusiastic vocal performances actually suit it well. ItвЂ™s horrible and depressing, like most Nickelback fans, actually.IвЂ™ve listed to a lot of Kidz Bop songs for this piece, way more than any relatively well-adjusted 25-year-old male should, so know that I donвЂ™t say this lightly: the Children of the Corn cover of вЂњHeartlessвЂќ isnвЂ™t that bad. ItвЂ™s about pining for the past, about missing old friends and the town where you grew up (and the school you dropped out of), to the point where you canвЂ™t concentrate on the present.

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